I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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