i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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