Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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