Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
