"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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