i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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