You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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