actually, I'm a sock model
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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