She is in my trunk
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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