No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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