she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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