i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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