i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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