I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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