Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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