Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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