My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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