no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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