yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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