I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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