too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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