forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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