i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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