How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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