Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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