It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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