Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize