Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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