Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
