there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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