Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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