Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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