So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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