I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Couch. On fire.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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