You really coming over, don't trick.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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