So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Come on in and take your pants off
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