if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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