Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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