Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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