She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
its liver damage thursday
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