u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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