The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Randomize
