Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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