Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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