I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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