Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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