I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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