Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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