i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Its about making memories worth repressing
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
