dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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