Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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