I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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