Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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