i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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