David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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